Meet the Team:

Hi and welcome to the diary of a wage slave. Before we continue let me briefly introduce you to some of the key characters that we'll meet on our journey. The names have been changed, but the situations haven't!

Me - Luke Willshire - Team Leader extrodinaire (or so I like to believe, I've ruined that statement with my inability to spell)

Kate Garratt - My trusted number two. If she had her way she'd be MD by Christmas.

Dan Musto - or LL Cool D. We call him scarecrow behind his back because he scares away the birds.

Gareth Evans - our little Welsh militant chappie. Che Gueverra is his hero.

Jo Molyneux - the baby of the team. Her handbag is full of resolve and she's forever puzzling over the new numbers that appear on her mobile after a night out on the sherbert.

Ted Cobb - Not a father figure, more a grandad figure. Ted used to be something big in the City - the London Eye - ha, ha! No. Please don't. Anyhow he was made redundant and we took him in. He's happy to bide his time and wait for that pension to land on his doormat.

And finally my boss, Anne Sullivan, Customer Service Manager of our unnamed company. I shan't give you a precis of her. Not yet anyway. Let the blog speak for itself. But just consider the fact that I was originally going to call it Mad Bad Boss enough for now....

Until the first posting --